sushinfood:

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

okay this one made me laugh

it wouldn’t be the first day of school without an irrational panic attack

trying-to-resonate-concrete:

"I would have preferred this writer explore these ideas" is an opinion.

"This writer has trouble with certain aspects of story-telling" is a criticism.

"This writer sucks and is talentless" is a mean-spirited insult.

"This writer should die" is a vile, shitty thing for which there is no excuse for saying.

Please learn the difference and please don’t pretend you’re doing one of the two former when you’re doing one of the two latter.

fallenforminaj:

Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.

fallenforminaj:

Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.

"At any given moment you have the power to say “This is NOT how the story’s going to end.”"
— Unknown (via f-e-l-i-s-c-a-t-u-s)
  • Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
  • Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
  • Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
  • Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
  • Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things